Accounting is the only Profession practiced on earth and in heaven. Account for all your actions on earth and account for same in heaven. My Profession! My Pride!! Now look at this
BALANCE SHEET Of LIFE
Birth is your Opening Stock.
What comes to you is Credit.
What goes from you is Debit.
Your ideas are your Assets.
Your bad habits are your Liabilities.
Your character is your Capital.
Your happiness is your Profit.
Your sorrow is your Loss.
Your knowledge is your Investment.
Your age is your Depreciation.
Death is your Closing Stock.
And finally: GOD IS YOUR AUDITOR.
Always endeavor to have a perfect Balance Sheet because your AUDITOR will come back sooner than later. - By Danjuma Iliya.